Damn, This Woulda Been Perfect about 5 Days Ago, But Whatever. Now I Could Just Gush About the Vast Amount of Mechanical Depth DMC 5 Brings to the Action-Game Table, or it's Huge Payoff of Every Canon Detail; Despite the Timeline's Reshuffling. Or Even the Fact it's the First Game to Have Me in Tears Right Before and During the Final Boss's Beginning. The Thing That I Think Wraps All of the Work and Effort Together is This. This Year for the Major Characters has been the Most Difficult yet Thrilling One of Their Lives. And I Don't Know 'Bout You, but That Sounds Like Plenty of People I Know both IRL and Here in the "Realm of Creativity" that's the Somewhat-Cutthroat Art Industry, Myself Included. DMC has Always had a Charming and Sometimes Tragically-Heartfelt Story ('Cept For THAT DmC. Looks Fun, Hate The Plot), even When DMC 2 Ate Shit Pretty Hard in Terms of Gameplay and Narrative. Fuck It, DmC: dmc's Edgy, Broken Characters Makin' a Positive Change On Earth is Pretty Fuckin' Cool in it's Own Right. But Goddamn, Devil May Cry 5's Something Special, in a Time Where Lots of Special Works of Gaming Art are Bein' Created at a Surprisingly Fast Rate Amidst the Typical, Cynical Bullshit Sea that Still Seems to Rot Deeper in it's Core. DMC 5 Might Just Stand as the Definition of Pure Creative Rebellion within the Gaming Medium. In My Cybernetic Heart It Is Anyway. If Somehow Anyone Who Worked on the Game Reads This (I'm Not Sure If I'll Post A Link On Twitter, Seein' As How I Wrote A More Condensed Version Of This There First), Just Know I Say Thanks for the Inspiration, Hype, and Joy This Goofily-Brilliant Games Gives Me. Even if Vergil Utterly Kicked My Ass as Dante before I REALLY Started Gettin' Good. Kicked His Ass as Nero on All 2 Runs So Far, Gonna Make It a Third Soon. Anyway, enough Ramblings of a Psychopathic Sycophant. It's Time for the Cybernetic Shotokan to Return to His Digital Den. Later; and Have a Good One, Baby~